My 15 Minutes of Fame!

June 28th, 2007

When I was 9 years of age I was featured on a local news station in Portland. Check out my performance below. I’m wicked proud it.

How Not to Unload a Multi-Million Dollar Boat!

June 27th, 2007

How do you measure success? Recently I have changed the way I rate success for myself in life. I will now finally know when I’m successful when I’m driving a speed boat through Italy with a smokin’ hot chick (Dime Piece) on board. However, I’ve never really driven a boat nor do I know how to unload a boat. Hopefully I don’t end up like this guy.

Sucks to be that guy!

Picture compliments of: MarkRobertAllen

Farewell Pearl!

June 26th, 2007

Most of us remember the Will Ferrell skit called “The Landlord” in which every overweight Oprah loving house mom sh** their pants over this foul mouth little sweet heart named Pearl. The video to everyone else was a F’n riot and made me think to myself, “Hmm, Maybe I want kids…”.

Unfortunately, because of the house mom rage, I was sure that we would never see another video starring Pearl…well good news! Pearl is back in a new video called, “GOOD COP. BAD BABY!”.

In case you forgot, heres the original skit starring Pearl Called, “The Landlord”.

Rydin’ Dirty

June 18th, 2007

Snoop Bloggy Blog Presents:

RYDIN’ DIRTY!

“Truley the ONLY way to experience Las Vegas. A Must See!” – A Famous Guy

“ThisÂ sh** is F**King Unusual” – Tom Jones

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This video remix of chamillionaire’s “Ridin” featuresÂ myself (Snoop Bloggy Blog), Chris Hooley, Jihan, Skorp and a bunch of other buddys of mine in Las Vegas for the Super Bowl (2007). We decided to contact the bell hop at our hotel (The Imperial Palace) and see if they had Rascals that we could rent for the weekend…Show nuff they did! Forty bucks for the weekend!!!

Two things I learned from this whole thing.

1.) I will never walk the strip AGAIN!

2.) Never give your drunk buddys your video camera. You will get a lot of footage of their drunk ass faces screaming into the camera and nothing of what they should be filming. HA!

Enjoy Bitchez!

How You Know Your Ex Got the Last Laugh!

June 15th, 2007

How do you know when your ex, girlfriend in my case, got the last laugh? When you open your e-mail every week to a F*** load of advertisements and endless amounts of mailed catalogs from Tiffany’s, Coach, and Louis Vuitton!

I continue to receive Tiffany’s catalogs and I just returned home from Seattle and Los Angeles yesterday to a Coach catalog and a Coach Preferred Members Card….WTF!?!?!?

What this means is I spent enough on theÂ lady to get my ass signed up for all this shit. Not only didÂ I spend dumb money on these pointless gifts but now I have to rememberÂ it every week when I get theseÂ F***in’ advertisements.

Toshay Bitch! Toshay!

I’ll drink to that Scheit!!!

CHEERS!