How do you know when your ex, girlfriend in my case, got the last laugh? When you open your e-mail every week to a F*** load of advertisements and endless amounts of mailed catalogs from Tiffany’s, Coach, and Louis Vuitton!

I continue to receive Tiffany’s catalogs and I just returned home from Seattle and Los Angeles yesterday to a Coach catalog and a Coach Preferred Members Card….WTF!?!?!?

What this means is I spent enough on the lady to get my ass signed up for all this shit. Not only did I spend dumb money on these pointless gifts but now I have to remember it every week when I get these F***in’ advertisements.

Toshay Bitch! Toshay!

I’ll drink to that Scheit!!!

CHEERS!