How do you measure success? Recently I have changed the way I rate success for myself in life. I will now finally know when I’m successful when I’m driving a speed boat through Italy with a smokin’ hot chick (Dime Piece) on board. However, I’ve never really driven a boat nor do I know how to unload a boat. Hopefully I don’t end up like this guy.

Sucks to be that guy!

Picture compliments of: MarkRobertAllen