My Future Ex-Wife

August 31st, 2007

Here is an image of exactly what I’m looking for in life… A STRAIGHT DIME PIECE!

I must find a woman as magnificent as this one!

HIO!

SES San Jose 2007 Recap!

August 29th, 2007

I just got back from attending SES San Jose a few days ago and thought I would throw together a quick recap of the trip.

1.) The SES conference was good.

2.) San Jose SUCKS! I went to an Irish pub the first night there and heard “Last Call” at Ten F**KING O’clock p.m. Someone PLEASE tell me how the F**K you can call yourself an Irish pub when you close at 10pm. LAAAAME!

3.) San Jose smells of rich DOO-DOO! Every couple of blocks I smelt rich and thick doo doo smells. Gross.

4.) I drank WAAAAAY too much. Niiice!

5.) I’m not to sure how I managed to get home a few nights, or mornings I should say.

6.) I couldn’t find a damn Margarita anywhere I went there. Even Tres Gringos didn’t have a blender to make Margarita’s…WTF!

7.) LIDO’s (the gay club) is only gay on Wednesday nights. DAMN IT! There went the joke we were going to play on Joe Whyte. F**king Lido’s!

8.) Google Plex (headquarters) is BAD ASS! Google through a siiiick party (Google Dance) which I thank them many, many times for! Google I heart you!

9.) The Hilton San Jose Sucks balls. I was jealous everyone else was staying at the pimp ass Fairmont. I had no mini-bar, doo doo smells outside the hotel because they were working on the pipes or something like that, an elevator that shook like a vibrating bed and I heard every single damn plane that flew over.

10.) The webmaster radio party was dope! Thanks Eddie for getting us in last minute.

I have more to say but-f**k-it. top 10 lists are SO HOT right now, yeah!

I had a good time overall and love raging with the usuals and the new peeps I raged met.

For those attending Pubcon in December in Las Vegas make sure you join the Pubcon Rascal Gang! If you don’t know what I’m talking about CLICK HERE and watch the video.

wOrd!

What is the Great Stache Off?

August 16th, 2007

Well I can tell you this…The Great Stache Off is NOT a Joke!

The Great Mustache off of 2007 is a contest and fund raising event for testicular cancer awareness and research. The organization aims to raise thousands of dollars through a world-wide mustache contest and was founded by Jeff Dempsey, Dana Witt, and Myself.

The Great Stache Off contest/charity event is open to anyone, I mean anyone, willing to grow a mustache, starting September 1 and ending on October 31, 2007. To enter the Great Stache Off, ALL contestants/fund raisers must donate $20 to the fund, and shave ALL facial hair on September 1. Contests are to remain clean-shaven (except for their upper lip/mustache area) until October 31, 2007, the contest end date.

The Great Stache Off also accepts donations from stache-less non-contestants/fund raisers. Contestants are urged to find sponsors for the event; sponsors can donate to the fund on the contestantâ€™s behalf.

All money raised will go directly to the Sean Kimerling Testicular Cancer Foundation. For more information about the Sean Kimerling Foundation, please Click Here.

Why Mustaches?Itâ€™s quite simple, actually: because it takes balls to grow a mustache! Thatâ€™s the philosophy behind growing mustaches for testicular cancer awareness and research.

In 2007, there has been an estimated 7,920 new cases of testicular cancer in the United Sates alone, with 380 cases resulting in death. Furthermore, testicular cancer is the number one ranked cancer in men ages 15-35 years old (cancer.gov).

Unfortunately, the threat of testicular cancer has garnered little research and fewer awareness programs. With this contest, we aim to help raise further awareness and interest in research for a cure.

Whatâ€™s in it for the Contestants/Fund Raisers?

A trophy will be awarded to the winner of the contest. When making donations, sponsors must select a contestant to donate on behalf of. A list of constants can be found here. The Contestant with most funds raised will win the trophy and the self-satisfaction that he helped raise the most money for testicular cancer awareness.

How do YOU sign up?Signing up is EXTREMELY simple. Just click HERE and fill out your information. We will contact you back shortly after with further instructions and your personal webpage for the contest.

wOrd….stop SUCKING and Join before 9/1 or Donate after 9/1, DAMN IT!!

WTF Is Up With Yahoo!?!?

August 14th, 2007

Since last Friday, 8/10/2007, I’ve noticed some fluctuations in Yahoo natural rankings for some key terms I rank very high for, like #1. All of a sudden though on Friday these rankings plummeted. Not fell a few spots but fell a butt load of pages deep?!?

I have also noticed a lot of other websites rankings change drastically which means Yahoo is definitely making some changes. Rumors on the street is Yahoo is redesigning their site, which looks a lot like Google (saw a screen show but who knows if it’s legit) but this shouldn’t have anything to do with rankings. I’ve also heard a few people talking about Yahoo server exchanges…not sure if I believe this one though.

From what it appears to me is that Yahoo is combining old data with new data. The reason I say this is because I’ve seen websites that were 301 redirected months and months ago reappear in the results pages. Also, the websites that received the 301 redirected sites are not even in the top 1000 anymore. WTF?

Something very strange is going on here and I don’t like it at all. If you have heard anything, seen any crazy results, or have any ideas please let me know.

Gracias!

Google is SO Trendy Right Now!

August 13th, 2007

NextStudentÂ LoansÂ awesome Google reps Alex and Loren just sent us some sweet Google tee’s (which I will definitely be rocking at SES San Jose) however, after taking a quick look at the shirt I happened to notice the tag, which said American Apparel.

For those who don’t know what American Apparel is, AA is a Los Angeles based clothing company that is exxxtremely trendy right now.Â The company manufactures allÂ their own clothing and does not place logos or designs anywhere on the clothing. For a measly $30 you can get a nice see-through shmedium.

Usually you will see Hanes or Â Jersey’s on most screen printed tees tags but not with Google, cause they know what’s hot right now!

GoogleÂ may purchase numerous amounts of companies for millionsÂ upon millions of dollars but it wasn’t until I saw American Apparel on the tag of their Google teesÂ for meÂ to finally realizeÂ that Google is making the big bucks!! (JK)

Thanks for the shirts Google, Y’all kick arse!Â