I just got back from attending SES San Jose a few days ago and thought I would throw together a quick recap of the trip.

1.) The SES conference was good.

2.) San Jose SUCKS! I went to an Irish pub the first night there and heard “Last Call” at Ten F**KING O’clock p.m. Someone PLEASE tell me how the F**K you can call yourself an Irish pub when you close at 10pm. LAAAAME!

3.) San Jose smells of rich DOO-DOO! Every couple of blocks I smelt rich and thick doo doo smells. Gross.

4.) I drank WAAAAAY too much. Niiice!

5.) I’m not to sure how I managed to get home a few nights, or mornings I should say.

6.) I couldn’t find a damn Margarita anywhere I went there. Even Tres Gringos didn’t have a blender to make Margarita’s…WTF!

7.) LIDO’s (the gay club) is only gay on Wednesday nights. DAMN IT! There went the joke we were going to play on Joe Whyte. F**king Lido’s!

8.) Google Plex (headquarters) is BAD ASS! Google through a siiiick party (Google Dance) which I thank them many, many times for! Google I heart you!

9.) The Hilton San Jose Sucks balls. I was jealous everyone else was staying at the pimp ass Fairmont. I had no mini-bar, doo doo smells outside the hotel because they were working on the pipes or something like that, an elevator that shook like a vibrating bed and I heard every single damn plane that flew over.

10.) The webmaster radio party was dope! Thanks Eddie for getting us in last minute.

I have more to say but-f**k-it. top 10 lists are SO HOT right now, yeah!

I had a good time overall and love raging with the usuals and the new peeps I raged met.

For those attending Pubcon in December in Las Vegas make sure you join the Pubcon Rascal Gang! If you don’t know what I’m talking about CLICK HERE and watch the video.

wOrd!