How the hell do you manage to get yourself pulled over by bicycle cops when your in a vehicle?!?!? This dipshit managed to do so Saturday night on Mill ave. in Tempe, AZ. I had to snap a photo of this shit.

Here’s the latest photo of my mustache for The Great Stache Off contest/charity event. As you can see, the stache has completely taken over my life and forced me to join a Mexican Lucha Libre league.This is what I’ve been forced to resort to as a way to gain more donations for the charity…and it’s working!

Currently, I’m in second place with 22 days left in the contest. Remember, if you have some extra duckets laying around, DONATE to a great cause!

A while ago I stumbled across a website called Loan Me Your Sister. It’s a Russian website written by a man named Nicholai who attempts to trade Russian goods and services for other peoples sisters, HAHA! The site is hilarious and yesterday I found the video below on the site. Check out the Russian mud face man baby in the background, hilarious. I can’t stop watching it.

This past weekend I took a 3 day vacation down to El’ Mexico where I had a blast. Three days of beers and chicken/beef tacos (seriously that’s all I ate the whole time). Unfortunately, after having beers for breakfast I thought it would be a grand idea to try and shoot a bottle rocket out of my…butt cheeks. Even though we had about 50(+) empty beer bottles we could have used this seemed most logical at the time, HAHA! Enjoy the video footage of the Mexican Butt Rocket below.

Also, here’s Jihan giving Joon a rude awakening in Mexico, Rob & Big Style.