Even though we still have quite awhile before the 2008 Presidential elections, I’ve decided who I will be voting for in 2008. I don’t know what he stands for, his policies or anything else plans to do for America if elected but I do know one thing… he has freakin’ Chuck Norris endorsing him and that’s good enough for me!

VOTE Mike Huchabee in 2008!

Today is the day I’ve been patiently awaiting for about a good two months. Rock Band, the most anticipated video game since Halo 3 finally came out today at 12am in most stores. Even though all pre-sale spots were sold out both in store and online, I managed to stop by a Super Walbogs (Super Walmart) on the way into the office this morning and got the game. WOO! I was so excited that I did accidentally assaulted Marine, my coworker. Proof below.

A buddy of mine sent me this video earlier this morning and all I can say is, WOW! Italian Spiderman is by far the greatest super hero of all time and could quite possibly be the greatest movie of all time! I thought spiderman 3 was lame but this makes up for it!

Spiderman 4 - Italian Spiderman

I went and saw the movie American Gangster the other night and I have to say I was not impressed. I heard from a bunch of people before I saw the movie how great it was and even “It’s better than the Departed”! Therefore going into the movie I had high expectations which couldve been one of the reasons I was disappointed by the movie.

Here’s a list of the five major things that irritated me the most in the movie:

1.) Denzel Washington is not as great as everyone says he is. Yes, he’s a good actor but damn! How many times can he say the words “Huh, YEAH!” in every Effing movie he acts in. in American Gangster it’s over bored!

2.) This movie is based in the 70’s, so why the hell would you cast RZA from the Wu-tang clan and allow he to wear a sleeveless shirt exposing his RZA Wu-tang tattoo? I’m not going to lie though, RZA did a good job in the movie but the tattoo just annoyed me.

3.) The movie was waaaay to long. If they would have shortened the film I may have enjoyed it more. It seemed like they rushed a lot of scenes and by taking them out it would have made the movie better.

4.) Cuba Gooding Jr. is a douche bag in this movie. His performance was horrible.

5.) Russell Crowe who plays Richie Roberts in the movie annoyed the crap out of me with his accent. He’s supposed to have a Jersey accent but keeps switching between that and a Boston accent. Get your damn accent straight!

Although I didn’t enjoy the movie that much I still suggest seeing it for yourself. However, below are some recommend  thing you can do to enlighten your American Gangster movie experience in case you also find yourself bored and disappointed with the flick.

1.) Bring a flask filled with whiskey or Rum and buy a soda making a spiked drink.

2.) Everytime Denzel say’s “Huh, Yeah!” you drink once.

3.) Everytime Denzel say’s “My Man” you drink twice.

4.) Anytime T.I. says “Uncle Frank” you drink three times.

5.) And anytime Lymari Nadal (Denzel’s wife in the movie) says something you can’t effing understand, you finish your drink!

Bring a BIG flask…or the whole damn bottle! I think you’ll need it.