So, I’m sitting here at work today in an empty office. I have been working all day and not receiving any responses from sites owners today because it’s “NEW YEARS FREAKING EVE”! Everyone is off getting ready for tonight I assume.

So now for the second year in a row I’m sitting here asking myself, “Why oh why, did I not schedule this day off…again?!?!?!

Bored as hell today but from what I can hear from the Advisors out on the floor is there are a ton of people calling in about student loan consolidation and college loans today. Really didn’t expect that today as I would figure most students would be drunk already, I mean come on, it’s past noon-thirty!

Damn it, go get drunk people so I can leave! JK.

Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!! Be safe.

WOO, an extended trailer version of the new season of Rob and Big is out! The whole gang; Rob, Big Black, Drama, Mini and Meaty are back premiering January 8th 10:30pm ET/PT. This looks way better than last seaons, cant’ wait!

Ahh Christmas, one of my favorite but also hated holidays (don’t ask), is almost here folks! Are you done with all your Christmas shopping? Well, if your like me, which I think most of you are, then HELL NO your not!

So, for you slackers out there I have found the absolute best last minute Christmas gifts available. What are they you ask?

Well, whats more thoughtful and says Merry Christmas more than…

HERPES!!! Yay!

Or, looking for something super special for that special someone? Than how about…

Gonorrhea aka. The Clap!

And nothing says I love you more than a nice case of…

MANGE!

I’m telling you, you can never go wrong with one of these great gifts!

See more disease, bacteria and virus plush toys at ThinkGeek.com.

wOrd!

I’ve known it all along and here comes mathematical proof which shows women = evil!

You can’t ignore this logic!

Mr. Cool Ice, WTF!?!?

Yes, these tattoos are serious and yes ladies, he’s available.