Ahh Christmas, one of my favorite but also hated holidays (don’t ask), is almost here folks! Are you done with all your Christmas shopping? Well, if your like me, which I think most of you are, then HELL NO your not!
So, for you slackers out there I have found the absolute best last minute Christmas gifts available. What are they you ask?
Well, whats more thoughtful and says Merry Christmas more than…
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HERPES!!! Yay!
Or, looking for something super special for that special someone? Than how about…
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Gonorrhea aka. The Clap!
And nothing says I love you more than a nice case of…
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MANGE!
I’m telling you, you can never go wrong with one of these great gifts!
See more disease, bacteria and virus plush toys at ThinkGeek.com.
wOrd!












