Ahh Christmas, one of my favorite but also hated holidays (don’t ask), is almost here folks! Are you done with all your Christmas shopping? Well, if your like me, which I think most of you are, then HELL NO your not!

So, for you slackers out there I have found the absolute best last minute Christmas gifts available. What are they you ask?

Well, whats more thoughtful and says Merry Christmas more than…

HERPES!!! Yay!

Or, looking for something super special for that special someone? Than how about…

Gonorrhea aka. The Clap!

And nothing says I love you more than a nice case of…

MANGE!

I’m telling you, you can never go wrong with one of these great gifts!

See more disease, bacteria and virus plush toys at ThinkGeek.com.

wOrd!