Ahh Christmas, one of my favorite but also hated holidays (don’t ask), is almost here folks! Are you done with all your Christmas shopping? Well, if your like me, which I think most of you are, then HELL NO your not!

So, for you slackers out there I have found the absolute best last minute Christmas gifts available. What are they you ask?

Well, whats more thoughtful and says Merry Christmas more than…

HERPES!!! Yay!

Or, looking for something super special for that special someone? Than how about…

Gonorrhea aka. The Clap!

And nothing says I love you more than a nice case of…

MANGE!

I’m telling you, you can never go wrong with one of these great gifts!

See more disease, bacteria and virus plush toys at ThinkGeek.com.

wOrd!

I’ve known it all along and here comes mathematical proof which shows women = evil!

You can’t ignore this logic!

One word and one word only…F**king AWESOME!

After attempting to take his Rascal Scooter up the escalator in front of Planet Hollywood, Chris Hooley bailed! Falling backwards on his rascal and being trapped underneath it the whole ride up the escalator, Chris still continues to ride dirty. wOrd!

Even though we still have quite awhile before the 2008 Presidential elections, I’ve decided who I will be voting for in 2008. I don’t know what he stands for, his policies or anything else plans to do for America if elected but I do know one thing… he has freakin’ Chuck Norris endorsing him and that’s good enough for me!

VOTE Mike Huchabee in 2008!