After attempting to take his Rascal Scooter up the escalator in front of Planet Hollywood, Chris Hooley bailed! Falling backwards on his rascal and being trapped underneath it the whole ride up the escalator, Chris still continues to ride dirty. wOrd!

Even though we still have quite awhile before the 2008 Presidential elections, I’ve decided who I will be voting for in 2008. I don’t know what he stands for, his policies or anything else plans to do for America if elected but I do know one thing… he has freakin’ Chuck Norris endorsing him and that’s good enough for me!

VOTE Mike Huchabee in 2008!

Today is the day I’ve been patiently awaiting for about a good two months. Rock Band, the most anticipated video game since Halo 3 finally came out today at 12am in most stores. Even though all pre-sale spots were sold out both in store and online, I managed to stop by a Super Walbogs (Super Walmart) on the way into the office this morning and got the game. WOO! I was so excited that I did accidentally assaulted Marine, my coworker. Proof below.

A buddy of mine sent me this video earlier this morning and all I can say is, WOW! Italian Spiderman is by far the greatest super hero of all time and could quite possibly be the greatest movie of all time! I thought spiderman 3 was lame but this makes up for it!

Spiderman 4 - Italian Spiderman

This past Saturday was the night to go out for Halloween here in AZ. My buddy Skorp and I decided to go as Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg from the SNL skit “Dick in the box“. I must say, this is the absolute greatest costume EVER!!!

Why?

Well, I lost count after my 24th picture with groups of hot chicks, we got called out by the hot lead singer of the cover band and pulled on stage, had countless girls backing their asses up on our boxes on the dance floor and my right butt cheek is wicked sore from the ass grabs I got from all the nice girls.

If you are unsure of what to be for halloween this year, I strongly recommend this costume idea. You will have a great time!